The Cramp Twins

Lion Worrier / Grandma Dearest

Lion Worrier: Wayne persuades his Dad to dress up as a lion for his show-and-tell lesson. Grandma Dearest: Wayne and Lucien spend a terrifying night at Grandma's house.

Mister Congeniality / Get Greedy

Mister Congeniality: Lucien protests against the "Junior Princess Beauty Pageant" at the mall by joining the competition. Get Greedy: Wayne tries to get Dad a promotion at work.

Slave Mart / Cool for Cramp

Slave Mart: Wayne and Lucien are forced to work in the local supermarket when their fighting causes damage to one of the displays. Cool for Cramp: Mr. Cramp tries to prove that he is cool after Wayne sees Mr. Parsons on a skateboard.

Just Desserts / Pirate Pants

Just Desserts: Lucien tries to help Randall lose weight, while Wayne goes on a dessert-only diet to get fatter Pirate Pants: Lucien is forced to stay with the Phelps' when a school protest backfires.

Neigh Means Neigh / Miner Mishaps

Neigh Means Neigh: Tony pretends to be the voice of Wendy's talking pony. Miner Mishaps: Wayne decides he'd rather work than go to school.

Happy Gas / Twin Toys

Happy Gas: Mr. Cramp, Mrs. Cramp and Wayne start to act like children when swamp gas fills their home. Twin Toys: Wayne tries to recover Lucien's lost childhood toy.

Keith / Mommy Boy